Are we ready to start the race?
Oh, sorry about your face
Get ready, get set, and go
Some cheating to start off the show
Lion cub is in the back
Piggy stops for an unhealthy snack
Burger and a drink to go
Has piggy feeling pretty slow
Some water and a healthy treat
Helps Lion cub to move his feet
Now the race can really start
That idea wasn’t so smart
Piggy is about to be bee’ed
So he turns on super speed
This will help me win first place
Cheatings how I’ll win this race
My perfect cheat should be admired
Ha your tires looking tired
That cheat is getting out of sight